Holey shit fuck she’s perfect.

Holey shit fuck she’s perfect.

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i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

(Source: shavingryansprivates)

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kingofthenerdstbs:

Tune in to TBS’s ultimate nerd-off, King of the Nerds, Thursdays at 10|9c! 

kingofthenerdstbs:

Tune in to TBS’s ultimate nerd-off, King of the Nerds, Thursdays at 10|9c! 

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